by S.A. Prince
By the time you read this, you’ll either have a Valentine or will be assed out. For the latter, it looks like it will be another year alone with Chinese delivery and beer. Well, that’s not necessarily a bad thing. Come to think of it, that sounds so good right now. I’m definitely about to order some veggie Lo Mein. Anyways, if you’re a part of the group of guys who are alone, and it’s bothering you, don’t worry. I’m going to tell you what turns women on, and maybe next year you’ll have better luck.
Most women are predominantly attracted to three things. I kid you not. There’s a very small percentage of women who are quirky and attracted to weird things like seeing their loved one cry. But, for the purposes of this piece we’re not concerned about them. The likelihood of you coming across them is nominal. The three things that women are attracted to are: aesthetics, status, and intelligence. One may appeal to a particular woman more than the other, but it’s safe to say that they’re obsessed with at least one of them, something like how Gollum is obsessed with “My Precious.”
So, if you want to attract a woman, you need to have at least one of those three things to a greater extent in comparison to her. That would mean that you need to look at least equally as good, be at least as intelligent, and have a comparable level of status.
Now, you’ve attracted a woman and you want to have sex. Duh. There are one of two feelings that it’s imperative you elicit if you’re to have any chance of this. Either make her feel like treasure or make her feel secure. Key word: FEEL.
Yes, like treasure. Why do you think women buy designer clothes, wear makeup, and make every effort to look flawless? They want to be treasured. And, what happens to treasure? It gets taken. But first, you have to follow a map, and then you have to dig it up, right? Even though a woman looks like treasure (it’s not enough to that she looks like treasure; she must FEEL like treasure), there’s a process to unlocking that chest. The length of that process is inversely related to your aesthetics, status, and or intelligence, meaning that the more of one of those you have, the less time it will take to unlock the chest.
There’s something to be said for boldness. You have to be relentless in your search like you’re Sir Walter Raleigh, the English explorer that searched for (and never found) the city of El Dorado. Make her feel like treasure, and even if you are a pirate you’ll still get the booty.
The other way is to make her feel secure. Hold her close to your chest, lightly rub her hair, look in her eyes, and kiss her forehead. A woman needs to feel secure. When a woman feels secure, she’s open. Birds build their nest somewhere safe, and when they feel secure. Women do the same. Connect your presence to the idea of security, and the rest will handle itself.
Take heed to what I’m telling you, and Valentine’s Day 2018 you won’t be alone unless you choose to be. Oh look, my Chinese just arrived. Well, that’s my cue. Later peeps.